it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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