Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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