wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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