I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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