the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
either way he was missing a nipple.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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