So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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