I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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