lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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