I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Randomize
