I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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