I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Randomize
