I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
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