i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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