It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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