scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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