my mouth tastes like poor choices
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
