Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
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