My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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