i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Drake has all the answers
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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