Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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