: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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