What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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