I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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