Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
