normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
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