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  If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.

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  So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?

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• Why wouldnt you just use the force to put the condom on?

  Submitted by blahblahblah25 on Dec 4, 11 at 2:35pm

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• I always knew Princess Leia would turn into a complete bitch once she got married...

  Submitted by Mactastic on Dec 4, 11 at 3:56pm

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• Oh, the perks of having a nerdy boyfriend. :)

  Submitted by AshAsh1222 on Dec 4, 11 at 2:28pm

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• Do her, or do her not. There is no "try". (and 518, find yourself a girlfriend who appreciates nerds. my life got so much better when I did.)

  Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Dec 4, 11 at 4:09pm

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• Oh let the guy have some nerd fun!

  Submitted by CrashR6 on Dec 4, 11 at 3:19pm

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• What a bitch.

  Submitted by rumorofwar1 on Dec 4, 11 at 3:04pm

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• A good girl makes light saber sounds during the opening handjob.

  Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 4, 11 at 3:51pm

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• Well you're no fun :/

  Submitted by shaveydavey on Dec 4, 11 at 3:41pm

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• Bitch is crazy. Thats my ideal sexcapade.

  Submitted by suckIThoar on Dec 18, 11 at 8:55am

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• She just doesn't understand

  Submitted by SkankyJedi on Dec 4, 11 at 3:00pm

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• man what a bitch...his penis is to boba fett as her vagina is to..um..that sand vagina with teeth..fuck I don't know the names

  Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 5, 11 at 12:02am

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  • "Sand vagina with teeth". I just googled "sand vagina with teeth" and it went right to it. It's the Sarlacc. Perfect, just perfect. Only now I'm scarred for life by the whole idea. <twitch>

    Submitted by Mactastic on Dec 5, 11 at 12:23am

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    • watch the movie "teeth"...its a sand vagina with teeth..minus the sand

      Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 5, 11 at 1:33am

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• Cmon just let him use the force...

  Submitted by kmrisinger on Dec 4, 11 at 7:20pm

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• okay, I have to be the one to say it. there are no lyrics to the star wars theme song. you can hum it, but you can't sing it. so if you're in the mood for humming I have a proposition for you...

  Submitted by bigceaze on Dec 4, 11 at 10:49pm

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• She should be the one humming the theme song.... With your "saber" in her mouth!! :)

  Submitted by ilessthan3nerds on Dec 6, 11 at 11:01pm

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• she is totally out of line.

  Submitted by tim_will_eat_yo on Dec 5, 11 at 10:02pm

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• Ok well maybe he's just a sex Rebel. Either way, he's a badass. Unappreciative nerd's girlfriend for the fail.

  Submitted by raylealadee on Dec 4, 11 at 10:47pm

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• I'm the one who pretends his wang is a light saber...

  Submitted by deathbykitten on Dec 4, 11 at 11:18pm

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• Ha! That'd be awesome!!!!

  Submitted by Key_umm on Dec 5, 11 at 10:24am

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• I knew I'd get some flame for that one :) still, I refuse to stray from my statement.

  Submitted by wubbazugg on Dec 5, 11 at 2:25am

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• Haha I remember texting my ex begging to be allowed to wear night vision goggles haha

  Submitted by cjfit on Dec 5, 11 at 9:53am

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• Only if it's a glow-in-the-dark condom!

  Submitted by Grossman11 on Dec 4, 11 at 11:36pm

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  • err...that should say "not if it's a glow-in-dark condom!"

    Submitted by Grossman11 on Dec 4, 11 at 11:38pm

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• Fuck star wars.

  Submitted by wubbazugg on Dec 4, 11 at 6:34pm

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  • Blasphemy! Heresy!

    Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Dec 4, 11 at 8:40pm

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    • don't forget treachery

      Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 4, 11 at 9:01pm

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  • fuck you!

    Submitted by mmtija on Dec 4, 11 at 8:59pm

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• I don't like star wars, but that was pretty fucking funny.

  Submitted by Tattooedskin84 on Dec 8, 11 at 5:05am

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• It's all about glow in the dark condoms.

  Submitted by 203girl on Dec 5, 11 at 1:35pm

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• I guess the darkside ended up with all the cunts

  Submitted by PHD1026 on Dec 5, 11 at 12:04am

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• Ok buddy I need to tell you something. Nerd Girls are like the truth. You just have to look.

  Submitted by lutrina on Mar 31, 12 at 12:15am

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• She should be the one humming the theme song... While your "light saber" is in her mouth! ;)

  Submitted by ilessthan3nerds on Dec 7, 11 at 2:30pm

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• Wow I” m not the only one... But getting her the liegh bikini was worth it

  Submitted by Malicius on Dec 4, 11 at 6:48pm

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• NERDS RULE!!! I love this guy for being so awesome!!

  Submitted by James421233 on Dec 5, 11 at 8:22pm

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• You cannot resist the force. It's already been engaged.. Jus got with it.

  Submitted by ItsKerstayy on Dec 7, 11 at 9:39pm

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