Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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