Grow some girl-balls and come out already
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
as a side note pls kill me
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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