What a fucking waste of an outfit
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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