How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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