i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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