I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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