i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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