thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
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