is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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