Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Randomize
