You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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