sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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