I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
mondays should just be called national damage control day
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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