Porn is love you can see.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
well you can't waste a boner
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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