also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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