If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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