why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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