Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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