How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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