I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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