I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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