What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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