Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
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