I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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