doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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